Battle Royale

Начало книги

What? Battle Royale? “What’s Battle Royale?” Come on, don’t tell me you don’t know that!? Why bother coming to a pro wrestling match, huh? The name of a move? The name of a tournament? No, Battle Royale’s a pro wrestling match. What? “Today?” Today, here, you mean? No, it’s not today’s program. It’s only held in large arenas for big events. Look, there’s Takako Inoue. O-oh, sorry. That’s right, a Battle Royale. It’s still held in the All Japan Pro Wrestling League. In a nutshell, let’s see Battle Royale is—you know how your usual pro wrestling match is one on one or between paired up partners, well with Battle Royale, ten or twenty wrestlers all jump into the ring. And then you’re free to attack anyone, one on one, or ten against one, it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter how many wrestlers pin someone down—what, you don’t even know what a pin is? Once your back’s on the mat, the count goes, one, two, three, you lose. It’s no different from a normal match. Players can also forfeit, and occasionally someone’ll get knocked out. Oh yeah, and there’s the count out. You can also be disqualified by breaking the rules. Most wrestlers lose by falls in Battle Royale. Hey, go Takako, go! Go, go! O-oh, sorry sorry. In any case, the ones who fall lose, they have to leave the ring. Fewer and fewer players remain in the game. There’re only two left in the end. One on one, a very serious match. One out of those two will eventually take a fall. Then there’s only one player left in the ring, and he’s the winner. He wins. He’s given a huge trophy and prize money. Get it? Huh? What about players who’ve been friends? Well, at first, of course they help each other out. But in the end they have to fight each other. You have to follow the rules.

Читать дальше →