It’s the Thought that Counts

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“Clone the readers?”

“Yeah, right. Get cell samples from each one, and then implant them in available women, and wait fifteen years for them to start reading the magazine? We’ll be out of business before then, if they don’t jail us first.”

“Well, we’ve always said that it takes a certain mind-set to read Stupefying Stories. What if we simply clone that mind-set?”

“Clone the mind-set?”

“Yeah. The Human Genome Project is finished—we know where all the genes are. Now all we need to do is get a representative sample of readers, figure out which of the gene patterns we want to select for, and then start distributing them.”

“How? Free diskettes?”

“Ha ha. No, seriously, we’ll use genetic engineering. A retrovirus to modify a few genes should do it.”

“Won’t people notice, when they start wanting to read Stupefying Stories after never having read science fiction before?”

“Sure they would—if we distributed the retrovirus randomly among the population. But that would be bad. We need to target our audience to people who might have picked up Stupefying Stories already—push them along in the right direction. And then make sure Stupefying Stories is the first science fiction magazine they see. We should seed the retrovirus into schools, specifically, science classes, starting at like high school.”

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