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That's her apartment all right-20B. And that's her guitar and her voice. But what the fuck's she singing?

Omigod. "Rock of Ages." You thought she was a little straight but this is too much. Is she going to do that in her next gig? Maybe it's her answer to Judy Collins and "Amazing Grace"?

"Be of sin the double cure Save from guilt and make me pure… "

Make me pure? Ugh! Well, you've come this far, you may as well ring the bell. You can't hit a nympho on every first date, you know.

"Come in! It's open!"

Anyhow, if this doesn't work you can always call up Marilyn at about midnight and…

Holy shit instant erection motherfucker she's nude!

Dressed how?

Undressed!

Cunt!

Close Your Mouth You Stupid Shit She's Loony And Besides Haven't You Ever Seen A Cunt Before?

No Don't Ask Her To Pirouette So You Can Check Out Her Ass Too!

Just walk in and close the door calmly and say something nonchalant.

No Don't Yell Something Nonchalant!

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