Super Fetus

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This is not intended as a social statement. People read this story and often ask me if this is an anti-abortion piece. It is not. Others ask me if this is supposed to be a satirical pro-choice piece. Nope. No political agenda here, friends. Others have told me this story offends and upsets them. I can accept that, but I didn’t write this story simply to offend. I wrote this story because I thought it was good wholesome American fun and because it occurred to me that there simply aren’t enough positive role models for our young, developing foetuses today.

Enjoy!

I think mommy wants me out of here. She keeps muttering, whining, bitching and moaning. Complain, complain, complain, like a two-year-old-to any poor sap who’ll listen.

“My feet hurt!” I hear her say. I can feel her squat while trying vainly to rub her swollen toes. “God! How am I gonna sque­eze those humongous things into my shoes.”

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