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Pegleg and Paddy Save the World

Джонатан Мэйберри

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I know what you’ve heard but Pat O’Leary’s cow didn’t have nothing to do with it. Not like they said in the papers. The way them reporters put it you’d thought the damn cow was playing with matches. I mean, sure, it started in the cowshed, but that cow was long dead by that point, and really it was Pat himself who lit it. I helped him do it. And that meteor shower some folks talked about — you see, that happened beforehand. It didn’t start the fire either, but it sure as hell caused it.

You have to understand what the West Side of Chicago was like back then. Pat had a nice little place on DeKoven Street — just enough land to grow some spuds and raise a few chickens. The cow was a skinny old milker, and she was of that age where her milk was too sour and her beef would probably be too tough. Pat O’Leary wanted to sell her to some drovers who were looking to lay down some jerky for a drive down to Abilene, but the missus would have none of it.

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Жанр
Ужасы, Юмористическая проза
Издание
2011
Язык
en
Размер FB2
295,1 КБ
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