Even Though I Don't Miss You

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I became aroused while I was in the shower, and I started fantasizing about how I might seduce you once I was finished with my shower. I imagined jumping onto you from behind and wrapping my limbs around you. But in my fantasy I sort of hurt you by jumping onto you, and you had also been holding a bowl of cereal that I hadn't imagined until after I imagined jumping on you, and I made the cereal spill all over the floor, and you seemed tired and looked at me and sarcastically asked me if I was trying to seduce you and then you made me clean up the cereal. By the time my fantasy was over and I left the bathroom, I was noticeably irritated.

You said, "You seem in a weird mood."

I said, "You always say something like that when it's actually you who is in a weird mood and you just don't want to take responsibility for your own weird mood because you don't want to take the time to analyze your own feelings in life."

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