The tight end

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There is no such team in either professional football conference as the Whittier Stonewalls. While the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Philadelphia Eagles are of course actual and renowned professional football teams, and the names of real players on both teams are mentioned in this work, this is to certify that no such games as those described here in actually took place and the participation of those mentioned by their real names is completely a matter of the author’s imagination. The games described are meant solely as entertainment and in no way to reflect on the considerable abilities of those Steelers and Eagles mentioned by name. It is the author’s hope that all those involved in professional football will get some of the enjoyment back through reading this book that the author has received over the years as a spectator of the sport.

Ted Mark

CHAPTER ONE

 Ahhhh! Superbowl Sunday!

 At the foot of the bed the color TV was on, the rabbit-ears finely tuned. I’d cracked open the six-pack and the first beer was already flowing down my gullet. On the screen the players stood at attention as the national anthem was sung. Beside me, under the sheets, Stephanie Greenwillow squeezed my penis.

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