Trailer Park Zombies

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There are a whole bunch of people I could thank here.

But I won’t!

Thanks to every horror and zombie movie I’ve ever seen.

Every novel I’ve ever read.

Every nightmare that they’ve all ever given me!

That’s all the inspiration I’ve ever needed.

And, as always, thanks to my Jessie for being there for me.

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The tragedy and heartbreak that follows is something that happened to me when I was young. Ish. Relatively young-ish, anyway. I was 16 going on 30 and thought the world was my oyster. Okay, maybe not my oyster. I probably hadn’t ever heard of oysters when I was 16. I certainly know I’d never seen one or known anybody who had, except for maybe Barrett. But if there was some equivalent to oysters in a white trash trailer park, then that’s what the world was to me.

I was only a couple years away from graduating high school and leaving the trailer park behind forever. I fully planned on never looking back the day I received that diploma. Whatever crappy car I had at the time would already be packed with all my worldly possessions and not one person in this God-forsaken town would see my ass ever again. You could count on it.

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