Uganda Be Kidding Me

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This book is dedicated to all my friends whose

friendships I’ve ended by writing this.

MOST FREQUENTLY ASKED TRAVELER’S QUESTIONS

What is the proper way to spell traveler—with one l or two?

Answer: Who cares?

Where are the best places to shoplift?

Answer: It doesn’t matter as long as you walk out of the store with the items over your head. This has the opposite impact one would expect.

Why is there no app along the lines of Grindr to find little people within a fifty-yard radius?

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