The Collected Works of Noah Cicero Vol. II

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I should kill myself.

Things would be better if I did.

For me anyway.

I don’t know how it would affect global warming or penguins in Antarctica.

But it might help me.

I’m lying on the floor in my living room.

Curled up in the fetal position.

In the fetal position nothing can hurt me.

I’m safe.

Today is my day off.

I don’t know what to do with myself.

Time will pass and another dreary day will come.

My sister Sasha is on the computer playing solitaire.

She looks dissatisfied.

She takes care of me.

No one else will.

Everyone wants me to die and go to hell and be burned for eternity.

I’m not even sure why.

This is so horrible.

Sasha says, “Vasily, what the fuck are you doing?”

“I’m hiding.”

“From what?”

“That’s none of your business.”

“Have you heard?”

“Heard what, that God is dead and we are alone?”

“Somebody named Cho shot a bunch of people.”

“Who the hell is Cho?”

“Cho is like the new superstar murderer.”

“How many did he kill?”