Titanic With ZOMBIES

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May Hugh Jackman always keep you safe.

WARNING!

If you exhibit any of these conditions,

proceed with caution!

Pregnancy

Heart Problems

High blood pressure

Motion sickness

Weak stomach

Fear of water

Fear of dying

Fear of not dying

No sense of humor

Easily offended

“When anyone asks how I can best describe my experience in nearly 40 years at sea, I merely say, uneventful.  I never saw a wreck and never have been wrecked, nor was I ever in any predicament that threatened to end in disaster of any sort.  You see, I am not very good material for a story.”

- Captain Edward J. Smith

“You weren’t there at my first meeting with Ismay.  To see the little red marks all over the blueprints.  First thing I thought was:  ‘Now here’s a man who wants me to build him a ship that’s gonna be sunk.’  We’re sending gilded egg shells out to sea.”

- Thomas Andrews

“Control your Irish passions, Thomas.  I’ll not have so many little boats, as you call them, cluttering up my decks and putting fear into my passengers.”

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